Boone has discovered Mary. He doesn't need to know she is as old as me.
Boone: "Mom you want to hear something weird and true?"
Me: "Sure!"
Boone: "My friend and me like the same girl."
Me: "What's her name?"
Boone: "Sophia Isabella Moretti."
Me: "What color is her hair?"
Boone: "Golden blond. I call her Laura like Little House."
Me: "Well, that sounds like Mary not Laura."
Boone: "Yeah, she looks like Mary, but I call her Laura because it's easier."
Stafan: "Boone you're getting zits."
Me: "What? He is kind of young for zits."
Wonder why his hair has been so oily the last few days? I have a mystery to figure out around here.
Me a few days later: "Boone what is that stuff all over you nose???"
Boone: "Vaseline."
Me: "You've been putting Vaseline all over you nose every night?! Why?"
Boone: "Because it says for dry skin."
When I told him to wash it all off I think he used a brillo pad because now it looks like this.
Boone: "I also like to watch Baneese."
Me: "Me too!"
I really do and it doesn't matter I've saw every episode ten times... at least.
