A man called a Bible believing church and the church secretary answered the phone. The man on the other end of the line said, "I’d like to speak to the head hog." The secretary replied, "That wasn’t a very nice thing to say about our beloved minister." Again the man replied, "I’d like to speak to the head hog, because I’m going to donate $75,000.00 to the church." She replied, "Hold on a moment, I think the big fat pig just walked in."
I don't think our preacher is a hog or a pig. But I don't have $75,000, so I guess that doesn't matter. What does matter is that I'm square with his boss. Am I perfect? No. Do I sin? Of course. But I understand grace. I also understand repentance. A lot of people these days only want to talk about grace. I think we need to talk about repentance too.
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.
Our church is expecting around 1,000 kids everyday of VBS.
1 Corinthians 9
Yeah, I know I'm practically a holy roller, but, I take the Bible serious, and I'm going to Heaven!